DOOLEY Observed: Interview with a NFL out of work Football Player

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............

Monday, March 14, 2011

Interview with a NFL out of work Football Player

Hi, you're Mad Dog Masurki, can I just call you Mad.

Sure Baby

What type of work are you looking for?

I be wantin sumpthin in management.

What is your experience?

I be in the NFL now for bout six years, I be a runnin back.

Oh, Ok, what about salary requirements?

I be makin 12 million dollars a year.

OK, what about your education.

I be havin a degree, a BS or BE or sumpin, from The Ohio State University, an then when I be donatin sum money to the school they give me a doctor of sumptin too.

What are you qualified to do?

Well, I can run 'n juke some, got good speed, du a good 20, little slower in the 100 and I can press 200 an i be good hittin holes in the line.

What do you think you offer us here at IBM, what is your knowledge and what are your skills in regards to the internet, or manufacturing skills?

What do IBM mean?

Internatonal Business Machines.

OH, I thought it mean I BEE MEAN, can you call down and have them bring my Rolls around to the door, sorry man.