A stark naked, drunken woman jumped into a vacant taxi at a London cab.
The Indian driver was immediately beside himself and just kept on staring at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the cab.
"What's wrong with you, Luv, haven't you ever seen a naked white woman before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from".
"Well, if your not bloody staring at me Luvvie, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am telling you, I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with?"
Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson
"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd
"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein
Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....
When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............