Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel across the road.
The local Methodist vicar appears, and quickly goes inside.
"Will you look at that", says the first Irishman, "and didn't I always say what a bunch of lying hypocrites they are".
No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi also goes inside.
"There's another bunch who try to fool everyone with their pious preaching and funny little hats", says the second Irishman.
They continue drinking their beer and roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi when they see their Catholic Priest knock on the door and go inside.
"Oh, how sad!", says the third Irishman, "One of the girls must have died!"
Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson
"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd
"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein
Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....
When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............
Showing posts with label irish history month. Show all posts
Showing posts with label irish history month. Show all posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Saturday, February 27, 2010
IRISH HISTORY MONTH
Remember, MARCH is IRISH HISTORY MONTH
Now, it's our turn.
I am DOOLEY on one side, SHANNON on the other, middle name Bradford, related to the one who came over on the Mayflower.
GREAT WEBSITE TO CHECK OUT
My kitchen is stocked up with Corned Beef, Cabbage, Irish Potatoes, Creme-de-Menthe, Lime Kool-Aid, and Green food coloring.
Happy Irish History Month to All.
I'm sure we will get the same TV coverage as some of the other ethnic groups do.
Now, it's our turn.
I am DOOLEY on one side, SHANNON on the other, middle name Bradford, related to the one who came over on the Mayflower.
GREAT WEBSITE TO CHECK OUT
My kitchen is stocked up with Corned Beef, Cabbage, Irish Potatoes, Creme-de-Menthe, Lime Kool-Aid, and Green food coloring.
Happy Irish History Month to All.
I'm sure we will get the same TV coverage as some of the other ethnic groups do.
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