In his quest to be involved in everything, and to announce everything, i.e. "Obama to announce GM bankruptcy plan," etc, etc., the president has agreed to announce this years winners of the Publishers Clearing House contest.
His "He Want To Announce Everything Team" has also contacted the NFL Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio, and let them know that the president would like to announce the next inductees.
Rumor has it also, that they have contacted the WBA, World Boxing Association, and let them know that he would also like to be the ring announcer, and announce every fight on their 2009-2010 boxing agenda. They are also in conference with the WWF with a similar proposal.
The Committee met recently to figure out ways that the president could "announce engagements" before they were published in the newspaper.
A recently established government agency, "Announcements Be Me," has requested stimulus money to fund the new agency.
There is speculation that they are negotiating for Obama to be the announcer on "The Price Is Right." We soon may hear a new voice saying, "Come on Down."
