Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Monday, April 30, 2012

Dean and Harry...

Harry Johnson and Dean Schlosser, two old friends, were out rabbit hunting one Saturday morning in November.

Suddenly, as Harry was stepping over a small bush, he grabbed his chest and fell to the ground, dead,

Dean took his cell phone out of his pocket and called 911.

"My friend Harry just dropped over dead, what should I do?"

"Are you sure he's dead?"

(Loud blast from a shotgun was heard on the phone)

"Now what do I do?"
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