
Golly, I wonder if Gore is GUILTY. He looks, well, like hell, to be honest.
I have a hunch old Tipper dumped him in anticipation of this news coming out. Reportedly there is DNA and some other "concrete" evidence, but, innocent until proven guilty.
Old Bill Clinton is going to be one of his character witnesses. Is that a pair, or what? "I know that Al DID NOT have sex with that women," Cllinton commented.
Al said he invented the Internet, so he can get all of his "hackers" to get on his side, start a "computer campaign," get Ben Roethlisberger and Kobie to testify as character witnesses, and "ger 'er done."
He stated that "if they find me guilty, I WILL accelerate global warming, and flood much of the country."