Former VP Al Gore has a girlfriend

By Jeff Stacklin

It appears Nobel Peace Prize laureate and former vice president Al Gore is back in the game. Back in the dating game, that is.

He has, according to The Washington Post's Reliable Source blog, a "serious girlfriend."

Her name is Elizabeth Keadle—better known as Liz—a well-heeled Democratic donor from Southern California in her 50s with a background in science and a devotion to environmental causes.

The relationship is solid enough that she accompanied Gore, 64, and an eclectic group of experts and VIPs (Richard Branson, singer Jason Mraz, actor Tommy Lee Jones) on a trip to Antarctica in January to raise awareness of climate change.

Of course, this is not exactly your everyday lurid affair. (Another former presidential/vice presidential candidate is making those headlines.)

Gore, although still married to his wife of 40 years, Tipper Gore, separated from her in June 2010, the blog notes.

To be or not to be .......... GUILTY

Golly, I wonder if Gore is GUILTY. He looks, well, like hell, to be honest.

I have a hunch old Tipper dumped him in anticipation of this news coming out. Reportedly there is DNA  and some other "concrete" evidence, but, innocent until proven guilty.

Old Bill Clinton is going to be one of his character witnesses. Is that a pair, or what? "I know that Al DID NOT have sex with that women," Cllinton commented.

Al said he invented the Internet, so he can get all of his "hackers" to get on his side, start a "computer campaign," get Ben Roethlisberger and Kobie to testify as character witnesses, and "ger 'er done."

He stated that "if they find me guilty, I WILL accelerate global warming, and flood much of the country."