Mexican Jews

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican  restaurant in Los Angeles. One day Sid asks Al, "Do you know of  any people of our faith born and raised in  Mexico?"

Al replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter  arrives,arrives, Al asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter says,  "I don't know, Senor, I ask the cook."

He returns from the kitchen a few minutes later and says, "No, Senor, the cook say no Mexican  Jews."

Al isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with 'Gringos,' replies, "I  check  once again, Senor."

While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it  hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.

The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the  head cook say there is no Mexican Jews."

Al asks, "Are you certain? I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews."

The exasperated waiter says, "Senor, I ask EVERYONE. All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews and Tomato Jews but NO Mexican Jews!!

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 we was a talkin at the grange meetin the other nite bout these publican candates and why they issa fitin tween themselves and given ol bama all thet munition to use wen they commenca campanen fur thet genral lection


thet morman guy we cided is a jack moorman

we got some a them moormans livin ner here n they aint fer thet rommey guy

they all say he gotta bee a jack moorman

thet is a guy is a moorman but dont go long with everthin them elders in the tabernackle in the salt lake place sez

they jus believes the part of thet book thet they want to beeleeve in

they sez too thet no moorman can be a politican cuz ifn you is a politican you gotta ly and cheet n drink n do things with all them gals in the captal n then elders dont like thet

they sed too ifn thet moorman guy got lected ever thing he did wuld have to be liked by them elders they salt lake place

they sed too thet he wuld be on a four yer mission in thet capital to try to get all them guys in washington to take them lessons thet those yung boy missionaries tries to get to peeple when they comes to yur doors

they sed tu thet ol mitt wuld have to be a goin door to door in thet capital bildinng passen out them moorman books n given them lessons to alll them guys

they jus culdnt see him a askin them guys to get down on ther knees at nite and askin ther god to show them ifn thet book is truth n shuld they get to be a morman guy n they is askin fur truth n being a poltician and truth don go tugether

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After having spent some time in the back end of Walmart, and seeing the endless amount of product that comes and goes this is not hard to believe..... one that is not mentioned here, they have a computer operation that is second only to the Pentagon ..... About the Wal-Mart or Walmart ............. At the end of its second-quarter earnings release, Wal-Mart dropped a bomb on the business community. Henceforth, the big-box behemoth would no longer be called "Wal-Mart," but rather "Walmart" -- or, as they've put it on their signs -- "Walmart*." Although the star is optional, the hyphen, or lack thereof, is not: Wal-Mart is no more.


1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.