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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

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If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Showing posts with label breasts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label breasts. Show all posts

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Breast feeding ....

With all the problems we have in this country, and the world, why is "breastfeeding" such an issue? Something on the news about some woman who was breastfeeding, asked to leave, or something. Who is opposed to it? Women with children certainly aren't. I doubt that any men are, so who is the opposition.

Certainly not some bikini wearing girl, she is for showing as much as the law allows. Men, on occasions, have gone to great great lengths to get a ":view" ..... of ..... the breast, and more especially, the mysterious, the never seen, the ..... quietly .... the nipple .... I am afraid to put it in large type.

What, when and why did the nipple become so mysterious. It is used to feed a baby, by all mothers, all over the world, but never to be viewed by men. A male baby can see it, but at what age does it become mysterious. I looked it up .....In its most general form, a nipple is a structure from which a fluid emanates. More specifically, it is the projection on the breasts or udder of a mammal by which breast milk is delivered to a mother's young. In this sense, it is often called a teat, especially when referring to non-humans, and the medical term used to refer to it is papilla. The rubber mouthpiece of a baby bottle or pacifier may also be referred to as a "nipple" or a "teat". In many cultures, female nipples are considered an erogenous zone and it is considered a public indecency to uncover them in public.

OK, when not in use it is an "erogenous" zone. Wait just a minute .... An erogenous zone  is an area of the human body that has heightened sensitivity, the stimulation of which may result in the production of sexual fantasies, sexual arousal and orgasm. People have erogenous zones all over their bodies, but which areas are more sensitive than others vary. Some may resent stimulation that others find arousing. The stimulation of these areas can produce gentle, mild or intense arousal.

I understand it now. Unlike the elbow, for example, which has always been exposed to all, the nipple, which has been a hidden mystery, causes sexual fantasies. Then, if a nipple causes stimulation, why just on a woman, not a man. As someone once said, the main difference between cows milk and mothers milk, is the cute package the mothers milk comes in.

I saw a movie not along ago about Africa, or somewhere. All of the women in the village were bare breasted. Didn't look like any of the men were "aroused," they did have some kinda something on their, well, private parts, maybe that was why, to hide their arousal. I wonder, does a farmer get aroused at five in the morning when he is milking a cow, and well, ah, handling those, well, you know. That Jackson girl caused ripples (ha) all over the world when she had a "malfunction" and exposed, well, you know. 

"Oh, my God, a nipple."

Saturday, September 15, 2012

I like her .......

I am quite sure no one really wants to or cares to hear my opinion on this or any other subject. I think at times that lines should be drawn. I realize that mega dollars are involved, politicians and  businessmen in general have no integrity, so there is no reason to think that some clown with a camera and a baseball bat sized lens would be any different. I am sure that dollar signs were revolving in his head like the reels on a slot machine when he found a vantage point and he could invade their privacy.

It would be nice to think that there were people in this world that possessed some integrity. Apparently not.

In my mind, Kate Middleton is a real "princess." She is a class act.

I wonder what might happen if some camera happy guy got a foto of Michele Obama, topless. I wonder in which lake he would be spending eternity?

She deserves none of this publicity. She knew what she was in for though and I think she is tough enough to live through it all. Did no one know she had breasts? 


Friday, April 24, 2009

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

They are working on a stereo version ..................