Our legal department is exploring other avenues we have at our discretion. We are considering a ban on his travel to Mexico, and we are in the process now of contacting those involved, which we hope will produce a ban from his shopping at Walmart, and a lifelong ban from purchasing, or procuring in any way, chicken from Colonel Sanders. We also demand that he sell his shares of Dark and Lovely.
One irate California legislator is considering introducing legislation that would revoke Sterling's California Citizenship and would necessitate his moving to another state. He went on to say, "We be doin all we can to get dat som bitch, ain't nobody gonna say nutin bout the "magic man" and get way wif it."
An attorney for Sterling indicated that negotiations may be underway for a trade agreement, where Sterling would give up his Clipper rights, in return for ownership of the Harlem Globetrotters.
