The economy is so bad--
1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
3. Hot wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM cars.
4. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 -ouncer.
5. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
6. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
7. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
8. Motel Six won't leave the light on.
9. The Mafia is laying off judges.
10. When bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds" you
have to call and ask if they meant you or them.
