I think this was the model I sold then, it was a lemon, not many sold and probably few exist .
A memory, naturally from the past. 1957, we had come back to Dayton from Nevada, and I was job hunting, and took a job with Royal Typewriter in the Dayton branch. I had sold typewriters for a while in Oregon, so was somewhat familiar with the industry.
Floyd Rorick was the manager. I went through a "training" week, and was ready to go. This was 1957, the electric typewriter was the thing to have, but only IBM had perfected them during the war, and they were far superior to any other on the market. Sweden had one that was pretty good, but not as good as the IBM. In our "sales pitch" we even used the phrase, "similar to an IBM."
Each morning, prior to heading out, we would pick a sample machine to be used for demos, take it to service to make sure everything worked, all the "automatic" features, then, like automatic periods, hold the period key down and it perform like a machine gun, sometimes. It was embarrassing to tell a prospectice buyer, "And here, we have the automatic hyphen," hit the key, and nothing. You would then, put the cover on the machine, pick it up, and head out the door.
After training, my first call, I had decided, was to a company, a real estate land development company, out on Far Hills Avenue, and the office manager, was a patient of my Dads. Each salesman had an exclusive territory, mine turned out to be an area I was familiar with.
I remember checking out my machine, everything worked, carefully carried it out to the car, gently placed it in the trunk, on soft blankets, and drove out to Oakwood. I think the Royal office was in an office complex in the North end of Dayton.
I entered, introduced myself, "Oh you're my Doctors son," come on in.
"Well, I see you have many desks here, all with Royal Standard Typewriters, I would like to show you our newest Electric Typewriter, we are running a special on them for a short while," or something clever, to that effect. I sat it down, everything worked, so I cleverly set my order pad on her desk .... sat back, ready to go in to my pitch .... "We'll take eight of them."
"What?" ..... and she ordered eight of them. Part of the deal was they got a nice "credit" for the trade-in, but they did not have to have a trade-in.
I went back to the office, Mr. Rorick asked how I had done, "I sold eight electrics.
On my first day, eight electrics, the entire agency had not sold that many, eight trade-ins they didn't need, so we had those to sell with no money in them. IF, I had been smart, I could have kept them and sold them .... IF....... Wright Patterson AFB was also in my territory, not as much commission, but still made money on their sales, and did nothing to get the sale. That month they order quite a few Standards.
We didn't even have eight electrics, we had to call around Ohio to find someone who had some. My first month, I made the MAD club, a machine a day, BIG commission check, I was the fair haired boy around the office ... what a great salesman I was ..... when in reality, I had done little to nothing ... what I did with all that money is another story ................
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Friday, August 8, 2014
Saturday, June 9, 2012
May 16, 2012, The day our lives were changed, forever
MAY 16, 2012
On that day, a saleslady came to our door, and could save us money, on our TV, Internet, Phone .... BUNDLE. She was going to get us a DISH, bundle, and save us $80 per month. I was ready to say NO, close the door, but my wife heard that ........ $80., so she was invited in.
She promised us everything, including METV, which we don't get, TCM, which we don't get, ONE payment, which due to "re-bundling" seems to have changed. WE took the bait. Later, got an UNSIGNED contract in the mail from them, two year contract, (which we did not know about), unsigned, with a couple of penciled initials.
Our life has been a living hell since that day. We were going to send the dish back, no problem, except, one wanted money for an early disconnect, and one wanted MORE money to re-connect, so, we decided to stay with the dish and our bundled package. EXCEPT, someone un-bundled it, and now they want at least TWO payments, way over what we were promised.
THINK closely before you decided upon a dish, the stress has put my wife in the hospital, $44,000.00, and now, we got another bill today .... on our bundled package.
Remember, salesmen want to make commissions, they will promise whatever to gain that goal. Consequences be damned, live for today, get that commission. These are old people and won't notice.
I told the DISH people, today, if my wife goes in the hospital again, THEY get the bill .... $44,000, and it goes to them. Our lives have not been the same since that date, May 16, 2012. It now replaces December 7, 1941 in importance.
She is quite a "dish" now has different meaning for me. "A day that will live in infamy," May 16, 2012.
And I still don't get TCM or meTV, and we still have that stupid dish in our front yard, and the piles of dust, still on the floor, where they drilled through the wall, three holes, three piles of dust, and of course, the wire the installer used, when he stapled them to the front of our door jam. But, our dog, Caleb, has found a good place to relieve his bladder, on the pole, holding the DISH.
On that day, a saleslady came to our door, and could save us money, on our TV, Internet, Phone .... BUNDLE. She was going to get us a DISH, bundle, and save us $80 per month. I was ready to say NO, close the door, but my wife heard that ........ $80., so she was invited in.
She promised us everything, including METV, which we don't get, TCM, which we don't get, ONE payment, which due to "re-bundling" seems to have changed. WE took the bait. Later, got an UNSIGNED contract in the mail from them, two year contract, (which we did not know about), unsigned, with a couple of penciled initials.
Our life has been a living hell since that day. We were going to send the dish back, no problem, except, one wanted money for an early disconnect, and one wanted MORE money to re-connect, so, we decided to stay with the dish and our bundled package. EXCEPT, someone un-bundled it, and now they want at least TWO payments, way over what we were promised.
THINK closely before you decided upon a dish, the stress has put my wife in the hospital, $44,000.00, and now, we got another bill today .... on our bundled package.
Remember, salesmen want to make commissions, they will promise whatever to gain that goal. Consequences be damned, live for today, get that commission. These are old people and won't notice.
I told the DISH people, today, if my wife goes in the hospital again, THEY get the bill .... $44,000, and it goes to them. Our lives have not been the same since that date, May 16, 2012. It now replaces December 7, 1941 in importance.
She is quite a "dish" now has different meaning for me. "A day that will live in infamy," May 16, 2012.
And I still don't get TCM or meTV, and we still have that stupid dish in our front yard, and the piles of dust, still on the floor, where they drilled through the wall, three holes, three piles of dust, and of course, the wire the installer used, when he stapled them to the front of our door jam. But, our dog, Caleb, has found a good place to relieve his bladder, on the pole, holding the DISH.
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