Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Showing posts with label rest stop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rest stop. Show all posts

Thursday, July 14, 2011

What to do when the SS checks stop arriving ....


Obama has threatened to stop paying us our SS each month.
In an effort to be of service, I am hoping that my readers can come up with some suggestions
What can we do when the CHECKS STOP?
  1. Not Eat
  2. Not pay rent
  3. No more trips to Walmart
  4. Sell the car and walk
What suggestions do you have for us Old Folks?

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Hey....Here is a short Police STOP Story.

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife..

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Well, I was wondering, so I got the answer ............

How do Tour de France riders go to the toilet?

Generally, they pull over to the side of the road, stop, and shed liquid ballast in the usual way.

Sometime in the first couple of hours of the race, a senior rider (a team leader) will organize a comfort break and the whole peloton will slow down enough that riders can stop for a break and easily catch up afterwards.

A rider should not attack while a large-scale comfort break is in progress, and you certainly don't attack the yellow jersey when he's taking a break. If the stage is short, fast or very hot it may simply not be necessary, but on a cold morning at the beginning of a long day's trek will almost certainly happen.

If a rider needs to go outside of an organized stop, that's another situation where team-work comes into play.

Along with a couple of team-mates, the rider will drop back in the peloton, and move to the side of the road. While his team-mates push him along at the back of the bunch, he'll take a mobile comfort break.

It's considered extremely rude if photographers and TV shoot this whole process which is why we never see it on TV or in pictures.

It seems also, that on a not day, perspiration takes care of the whole process.