Mosque on White House Lawn TINC News

Harry L. Reeltor, Superintendent of Federal Grounds in Washington, D.C., announced today that due to a misinterpretation of Section D., Page 4879, Paragraph, 3, permission had been granted to Rasheed Ahamed Reebama, to proceed with plans to construct a mosque in the backyard of the White House.


He stated, "As per a directive we received in September from the President, our staff was out campaigning for Democratic Candidates, and unfortunately, when Mr. Reebama applied for the building permit, the only person in the office was Abin Ben Samir, and he automatically approved their plans."

It appears that the structure will be a duplicate of the Blue Mosque in Istanbul, Turkey. The cascading domes and six slender minarets of the Mosque will dominate the skyline of Washington.

The mosque complex will include a madrasa, a hospital, a han, a primary school, a market, an imaret, an armory for storage of automatic weapons and bomb making material and a training facility for young Muslim trainees.

When President Obama was asked about the pending structure, he replied, "Hey, I just work here. We can always land the helicopters in the front yard. I just don't see anything wrong with government employees doing a few favors for me, after all, I am the President."

Construction of the new complex will start in the Spring of 2011, immediately after the American Pork Producers Association have their annual Pork barbecue in the back yard of the White House.

Whatever Works!

In Seville , Spain , the City Council authorized the construction of a Mosque on one of the empty pieces of land. The citizens did not want the mosque built in their vicinity and found a brilliant solution. They buried a pig in the land, and made the news public. The Islamic law prohibits the construction of a mosque the lands desecrated by remains of pigs, therefore, the Muslims had to renounce the construction on this desecrated
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Astute Sevillans…The commentaries of the Civil Guard (Police) are very interesting. Maybe it is the solution needed by New York to avoid the construction of a mosque in the vicinity of the twin towers.

The Israelis are using a similar strategy since 2004. They placed a box containing pig lard on the buses in Israel and made it public that any kamikaze suicide bomber who tries to assault a bus, risks the prohibition of entering the heaven by getting the pig lard on him. There are no suicide bombers on the buses in Israel any more.