Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Showing posts with label chinese wedding night. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chinese wedding night. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Better learn CHINESE!


BEIJING (Reuters) - China launched its first aircraft carrier for a maiden run on Wednesday, a step likely to boost patriotic pride at home and jitters abroad about Beijing's naval ambitions.


The long-awaited debut of the vessel, a refitted former Soviet craft, marked a step forward in China's long-term plan to build a carrier force that can project power into the Asian region, where seas are spanned by busy shipping lanes and thorny territorial disputes.

"Its symbolic significance outweighs its practical significance," said Ni Lexiong, an expert on Chinese maritime policy at the Shanghai University of Political Science and Law.

"We're already a maritime power, and so we need an appropriate force, whether that's aircraft carriers or battleships, just like the United States or the British empire did," he said in a telephone interview.

The carrier "left its shipyard in Dalian Port in northeast Liaoning province on Wednesday morning to start its first sea trial," said the official Xinhua news agency, describing the trip as a tentative test run for the unfinished ship.

The aircraft carrier, which is about 300 meters (984 feet) long, plowed through fog and sounded its horn three times as it left the dock, Xinhua said on its military news microblog.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Did anyone else notice it?

I don't know where the coach was heading, but the newly married couple were heading somewhere, politely waving to the crowd.

Out of somewhere came a riderless black house that seemed to pass on the left side of the carriage. I have heard no one comment on it.

Just wondering if anyone else noticed it, or if you had heard what it was.

Found this link, can't see where the rider fell off, or where he was, and what is it with that hat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFXUmvMskpw&feature=player_embedded#at=41

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Chinese wedding night

A young Chinese couple - a cook and a waitress working the same restaurant - gets married. This is her first time, and the truth be told, it is his first time also.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs in to bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know is your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give anything you wan, I do anyting - juss anyting you wan. You juss ask. So. Whatchu wan?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

Thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have heard about from other girls. Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone, he asks her: 'You want.... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?