Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Sunday, January 6, 2013

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother 
2. He liked Gospel 
3. He didn't get a fair trial 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business 
2. He lived at home until he was 33 
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 
1. He talked with His hands 
2. He had wine with His meals 
3. He used olive oil 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair 
2. He walked around barefoot all the time 
3. He started a new religion 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 
1. He was at peace with nature 
2. He ate a lot of fish 
3. He talked about the Great Spirit 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.. 
2. He was always telling stories. 
3. He loved green pastures. 

But the most compelling evidence of all -3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food. 
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.