Robert, a Father, bought a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie.
He decided to test it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
The son said "at school dad."
The Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, I watched a DVD at my friends house!"
"What DVD?"
"Toy story."
The Robot slapped the son again!
"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!"
The Robot then slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "HaHaHa, he's certainly YOUR son."
The Robot then slapped the mom
