Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Sunday, May 8, 2011

Who Invented Toast?

When you think about it, toast is nothing more than burnt bread. A whole industry makes a unit just to burn bread, how smart is that? I wonder how it all happened?

"Hey, let's burn the bread and see how they like it," I don't think so.

I think that years ago, some guy was working in a restaurant kitchen, fixing breakfast for some customer, and some guy was working with him, not paying a lot of attention to what he was doing, set some bread down on the stove and forgot about it.

"Hey, dummy, you're burning the bread!"

"Oh, I'll throw it out and slice some more."

"Not enough time, is it bad?"

"No, it just turned color, a light brown."

"Is it hot."

"No, just warm, nice and toasty."

"Go ahead and cut it in half and put it on the plate, tell them it's just warm bread."

"That's not a good name, call it something else, how about we call it toasty?"

"No, too long, just call it TOAST."

And now, you know the rest of the story.