Who would get the calls from Capital One if payments are not made on time?
Would Obama get calls all day, "All information obtained will be used to collect a debt."
I wonder what the government pays, each month, on credit card charges?
MEMO
From: VISA
To: Barack Obama
A recent check of your Credit Rating reveals that you are heavily in debt and are having a tremendous cash flow problem, and quite frankly, have a lousy Credit Rating. If you can get a co-signer, such as China, your account may be re-evaluated.
From this date on, we, and other Credit Card companies will only accept PRE-PAID DEBIT cards from the United States Government.
We will keep you informed if there is a change in your Credit Status.
PS - Printing new currency will only be evaluated on the cost of the paper and ink, i.e., a Dollar Bill will have a valuation of .015 cents. Ledger entries are NOT ACCEPTED.
