Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."-- Thomas Jefferson

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." .... jbd

"When once a job you have begun, do no stop till it is done. Whether the task be great or small, do it well, or not at all." .... Anon

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Television is one daylong commercial interrupted periodically by inept attempts to fill the airspace in between them.

If you can't start a fire, perhaps your wood is wet ....

When you elect clowns, expect a circus ..............




Monday, January 4, 2010

The Flat Tire .........................



My neighbor, Tammy, had a flat tire yesterday.

She said she got out of the car, opened the trunk, and took out her cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of her car facing oncoming traffic.

They looked so life like, well you wouldn't believe it!

Cars started slowing down and looking at her lifelike men which made it safer for her to work at the side of the road.

Traffic started backing up.

Everybody was honking their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before an Ohio State Trooper pulled up behind her.

"What's going on here?"

"My car had a flat tire," Tammy said calmly.

"Well, what are those cardboard men doing here by the road?"

Tammy said that she could not believe that he didn't know, so she told him.

"Hellooooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers."