Tiger Woods apologized to his family for letting them down and said today that he regretted those "transgressions with all of my heart."
In a statement released on his website Wednesday, Woods offered a "profound apology" for his actions but stopped short of specifying what those behaviors were.
He apparently has been doing a lot more than just playing golf. All that extra practice time we heard so much about must have just been a ploy. Rumor has it that "she" even went to the trouble to have green sheets made for her bed. If reached by phone he could honestly say, "Honey, I'm on the green right now, can't talk." Added some new insight into just "putting around."
They will be coming out of the woodwork now, women from all over the world who will claim they had an affair with The Tiger. This never have come out except for this "incident" in Florida. I still don't think he was driving that Caddy, airbag did not deploy (there is a website that will answer that questions for me, about the airbag and the ignition, for a price). Marks on his forehead came from the golf club. Woods is thankful that it was not a Tiger Wood Wood she used.
And why was the BUICK spokesperson driving a Caddy, maybe the Caddy belonged to his wife. I still wonder what she was doing with a golf club at 2:30 in the morning. Where are hidden video cameras when you need them.
No, we don't need to know, but by the same token we don't have to support tournaments he in playing in, we don't have to buy products he endorses, or drive cars he endorses. He has acquired a fortune, due to his talent, and also the public who spends their money that eventually swings back to him.
He has worked long and hard to get where he is today, but, like so many others, he has been brought to his knees, by a woman, or many women. I think that when God instilled those emotions and desires in his people he didn't realize the trouble they could cause. And it all started right after he created Adam and Eve. Maybe he had a good sense of humor, and foresaw all the trouble it would cause.
Bill Clinton, Jim Baker, Tiger Woods, Anthony, a whole bevy of politicians, sports figures, ministers, and millions more.
God is sitting up in his heavens, looking down on poor Tiger Woods (not poor in the monetary sense), and saying, "Gotcha."
