I have to wonder, how many hours, the presidential airplane has been on the ground since the new captain took over. Wouldn't it be interesting to know just how much money has been spent on presidential transportation.
In Ohio, casinos and slot machines are going to be our salvation, and of course, a train, connecting Cleveland, with Columbus, Dayton and Cincinnati will generate the necessary income to keep the ship afloat.
Our money troubles are over, gambling is the key, What is Made in Ohio, Stays in Ohio.
One has to wonder though, some of the surrounding states, that have wagering, are experiencing difficulties, why and how is that?
For the country, the Olympics, being held in Chicago, is the boost the economy needs.
I would love to see the fantasies going on in Obama's head .... about .... when the Olympics come to Cook County. He will enter the stadium, much like Santa does on Thanksgiving, a parade with floats from each state, and at the end, a white float, with crepe and gossamer and clouds, much like we would imagine an angel from heaven entering ..... and Obama will enter, to the strains of, "The King is Coming."
With the assist of a magnet, mind and body controlled, system, yet to be invented, but will be completed in time for the Olympics, he would float from the carriage to the ground, and he would be dressed in all flowing white.
An escalator would be installed where the steps should be, and he will ascend up the incline on a red carpet to a throne like area, where he will be perched, on a white throne, surrounded by white flowers, doves and angel like figures, dressed in Samoan and Hawaiian attire.
Then the athletes will stream in, and pass in front of him, all with raised arms, saluting in Hitler like gestures, and praising, showing the proper respect for anyone, who can convince a world body, that perhaps the most evil piece of real estate in the entire country, Cook County, is the right place, to hold, the summer Olympics.
Lets put everything else aside, and concentrate on getting the Olympics here, in the land of Lincoln ..... NO ..... not the land of Lincoln ..... now ........ The Land of Obama.
Now, B&B's are advertising, Obama Slept Here.
If they are smart in Chicago, Cicero, and that area, the will turn security over to the Chicago "gang" and security will be no problem.
If the estimates are correct and the anticipated crowds show up, the voter rolls in Cook County should almost triple. And they thought Blagojevich was bad.
If Chicago gets the nod, we will see corruption at a whole new level. They will take "local level corruption," and expand it to a "world wide" scale.
Rumor has it they will bring Joe Conforte back from Argentina to handle accommodations, and Chicago native Hugh Hefner to handle hospitality.
It staggers the imagination to think of what all might occur, in Chicago and Cook County, if they are awarded the Olympics, and if it goes that way, it will all be due, to one, Barack Obama.
I can't think of the word I want ... but "Hail to the Chief" will no longer suffice. Some word other than Chief.........
